Friday, January 25, 2008

Intropol


Greetings fellow Humans.

I thought I'd make this blog to get back in touch with HumaNature. You know, voicing opinions in a blatant attempt at attention-whoring, posting pictures of yourself for instant-gratification, etc. I have been missing out on all these wonderful adventures!



This however, is nothing to be ashamed of. Its only Humanature. Therefore you may continue on your path to inevitable destruction. You have my blessing fellow Humans.

In this blog you can expect everything that tingles your tangle, wiggles your waggle. However, do not expect the following:

1. Correct Spelling! - Spelling correctly might make you seem more educated but it is of total irrelevance in this blag. If you need to know why then you probably shouldn't be reading this blag. It will only upset you measly Humans. Here's a hint: work smarter, not harder!

2. Factually Correct Statements! - We are bombarded with facts everyday, as we are strewn with myths. Which is which? Answer: They are all the same. In fact, if maybe we just stopped answering so many questions, we might find that we just don't need them anymore.

If you are not singled out yet, then you may be eligible to continue reading.
If you are indeed singled out, then, well, you could read on but I can't guarantee that it will be a rewarding exercise.

For example, there are many things which you will have to take for granted when you subscribe to this blag. For example, there are many things which you will have to take for granted when you subscribe to this blag.

Anyhoo Dahlings! Have to be off, on my rounds.

-Christobell

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